May 2013
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
Baby, I know that it ain’t over yet so let’s make the most of what we have left. But it’s hard living for this moment we’re in and knowing it’s all gonna end. As long as I live, whatever I do, as great as it is you know what’s a bummer? I ain’t ever gonna beat this summer with you. Baby, it’s true. The taste of your kiss is so bittersweet, I...
The way you talk, the way you tease, by now I think you see there ain’t nothing about you that don’t do something for me.